Jake

Not cool, Lame, trying to hard

(Originated in Cleveland )

When the meat head in the gym ask you to have sex in the cardio room you walk away. “super jake”.

by LandM September 27, 2018

Jake

A Fucking idiot

Man Jake's a fucking idiot

by The fucking idiot October 30, 2018

Jake

The Sexiest guy ever. Quarter back of the football team. A hottie with a body and a cutee with a booty. He is nice. if you dont love jake you dont love anyone.

oh wow!!! he's definintally a jake.

by Baybay who loves her jakee poo March 7, 2009

Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.

Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked

by awesimo April 24, 2010

a jake

Another word for a snitch

Not only is he a Mark he’s also a Jake for calling 12

by SomeChicraqGuy January 27, 2018

Jake

Jakes can be a boy of any age, Generally in good shape. Most of the time has brown hair and blue or brown eyes. May grow up to be in some kind of service for his country. He can always make people laugh but has too sides. Sometimes jakes like to be to manly and end up lying. But don’t get the wrong expression girls if there is a Jake in your life spend time with him when you can.

Maddie: “Did you just see Jake he did like 100 pull ups I hope he asks me out”
Jake: “ maybe we can go out some time, oh my did you see that girls ass, Maddie we are over”

by The thinking girl May 23, 2018

jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable

"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"

by Coopahloop October 8, 2009