jacking off

when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he can't put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him

by sexybabe August 21, 2003

jacking off

Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.

Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)

by Private P. Nuss August 16, 2004

Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.

I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!

by Dimmesdale August 29, 2013

Jacking Off

What a guy will do as often as possible.

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.

by Derpherpderpistan February 10, 2013

Jacking On

when a robot masturbates by sticking it's fingers into an e lectric current causing electricity to travel across it's body turning him/her on

"wow that robot is jacking on... ewww... gross walk away"

by Jellybeaner January 14, 2008

jacking off

What I Do Like Every Other Day

I Am Gonna Jack off

by Speedo Boy February 8, 2003

jacking off

Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!

I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.

by Takisha January 1, 2006