Guide Surfing

The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.

I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.

by valleymd April 16, 2010

Car Surfing

When you lay on your stomach at the top of a car, hold onto the bike rack for dear life, and the driver barrels down the road at high speeds.

“When we were car surfing we hit a patch of loose gravel and nearly fell off!”

by Verychillisoup August 7, 2019

Poseidon Surfing

When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.

"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"

by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018

surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.

Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.

by Agent 445 July 18, 2017

couch surfing

A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!

Locals only dude!! Dont snake my wave or I'll smash my guitar over your head...

by herbiewa July 27, 2004

Stool Surfing

The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.

Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".

by Zenyk July 1, 2014

Nada Surf

A band that basically combines mellow tunage with rockin riffs. If you don't love them, you don't deserve to live right now.

Fuck you. You don't listen to Nada Surf.

by Lauren Seale November 7, 2007