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Yalla Insure

Go-To person for all your problems. Extremely helpful. Everyone's type. Besides their immensely resourceful nature, they are always approachable. Some call them an aggregator, some a collaborator but most of us know them as a facilitator. Overall, very reliable, supportive, saves your time & money by helping you make the right choices!
"I wish I had more partners like Yalla Insure"
- Insurance Companies in UAE
by Insurance Brokers Association November 25, 2021
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Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance
Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
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L Insurance

A type of insurance one has when you think you're about to take an "L" or loss.
Example 1.

Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.

Example 2.

Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
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Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.
She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.
by Afro Hair December 6, 2018
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Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.
Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg
by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019
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pussy insurance

When someone, typically a man, starts looking for a new relationship without breaking off his long term relationship first because he just wants guaranteed pussy.
Girl, don’t go out with him he’s using you for pussy insurance.
by ZeroPussyInsurance April 4, 2023
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Insurance Broker

Colloquial term for a significant amount of sluts.
No guys not regular brokers, it’s insurance brokers!
by Johndoeismyname November 19, 2022
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