A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)
Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?
Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.
Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.
by opeN5556 June 16, 2013

Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.
by mzahra1 February 15, 2013

by classyyhoe October 19, 2017

A boy who is frequently on Instagram , and posts female or metrosexual esq. photos, such as selfies, inspirational quotes, and so on.
by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう September 16, 2014

by The Wade Effect June 25, 2017

"dude! I didn't know you were dating Kelly, I saw your pic on Instagram!"
"I guess we are since its Instagram official"
"I guess we are since its Instagram official"
by tapatioman February 23, 2013

someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
by CrisTheGarza December 25, 2015
