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Instagram Waffle

A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)
Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?

Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.
by opeN5556 June 16, 2013
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Instagram Friendly

Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.
Mike is really addicted to food porn photos, he'll only go to Instagram Friendly restaurants now.
by mzahra1 February 15, 2013
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instagram boyfriend

he'd go to ends of the earth to get the perfect instagram picture for his girlfriend
Damn, he's perfect - wifey, instagram boyfriend, bae - all in one!
by classyyhoe October 19, 2017
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Instagram Boi

A boy who is frequently on Instagram , and posts female or metrosexual esq. photos, such as selfies, inspirational quotes, and so on.
"Did you see Richard's post?"

"I know, what a lame ass instagram boi."
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Instagram Stories

A app where you repost your Snapchat Stories.
Make sure you repost your Snapchat on Instagram Stories.
by The Wade Effect June 25, 2017
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Instagram official

A relationship that is determined official because the people posted a pic together on instagram
"dude! I didn't know you were dating Kelly, I saw your pic on Instagram!"
"I guess we are since its Instagram official"
by tapatioman February 23, 2013
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instagram bae

someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
Dang who this girl liking all ya pics on IG?

That's my Instagram Bae
by CrisTheGarza December 25, 2015
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