Order of the Crab

A growing group of people that like crabs and have crabs as WhatsApp profile picture.

Join the Order of the Crab Young one

by CrabMaster9182 August 17, 2021

gym order

To sort a group of people by their heights. Gym order is shortest to tallest. Reverse gym order is tallest to shortest. It gets its name from elementary school gym class where students are sorted into a line shortest to tallest for fairly dividing them into teams.

Students, please line up in gym order.

by Whorizon January 4, 2021

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Refraining Order

A legal document that makes you stop singing that same part of that song over and over again.

By the end of the hike, we were ready to slap Paul with a refraining order to get him to stop singing Mr. Jones.

by imanxman January 17, 2016

Order of the Buffalo

A pseudo-secret society of drinkers who take a pact to drink with their non-dominant hand, however at the time of the pact are unaware of the nature of said pact. When failing to comply with the usage of the non-dominant hand, another member of The Order of the Buffalo has the right to challenge said member, and if correct in accusation, the offending member must down his/her drink in less than one minute. If the accusor is wrong (as in the case of mistaking a southpaw for a right hander), the accusor must down his or her own drink in less than a minute. Origins remain contested, however scholars maintain that "The Order" first rose to the preponderance of a population in the Republic of Fatumastan, amongst the Fatumois (who are not yet a UNESCO protected group but may soon become one). Membership is at will upon induction, but remains for life, irregardless of the member's wishes. Note: This applies only to libations,l. Water, soft drinks, and other beverages with no discernable alcoholic content are exempt.

Definition: Order of the Buffalo
Accusor: Buffalo!

Accused: Oh Sh!t, not again! *Gulp, gulp gulp*

by Fatuman August 12, 2019

the Rose Order

"the rose order" is a term used to describe the revolutionary organization that existed from early 2022 - march 2023. the goal of this revolution was to overthrow Maashg, the dictator of the Zimbabwe Army, and change the ZA into an oligarchy. it saw its demise after Maashg established democracy in the ZA and reformed the ZA's legal system. the oligarchy of the Rose Order also collapsed after 2 of the 3 oligarchs engaged in serious drama, with one of the oligarchs being accused of pedophilia.

Maashg: fuck the Rose Order
Alex: cry about it bozo

by maoledong September 20, 2023

ORDER A RACHEL

A Rachel is a Westbrook Prostitute that is given compensation for sexual work. This term "Ordering a Rachel" has been around since the $3 Deweys that would be ordered when the Ship would dock in Portland Maine in the 1700's.

I just got paid and I'm gonna head to Westbrook to Order a Rachel.
I ordered a Rachel and now I have an itch on my you know what.
Money comes and goes, but if you fall in love with the Rachel you ordered, it's lost money!

by WestyMan69 July 21, 2021