None of the tunnel buddies cannot bring her to completion. This sounds like a job for the Cave Commander
by Slahpysecuns June 01, 2021
when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
by hawtkittyxx December 14, 2018
I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 May 03, 2018
A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.
My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.
by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018
by MarkyWu May 28, 2022
From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.
by M&Z December 26, 2010