I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away

person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

I need that!

Said when wanting to fight someone. Prison slang.

As the inmate got ready to fight, he asserted, “ I need that!”, while taking off his shirt.

by Epozar April 22, 2021

so easy i doont need arms to win

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

by chishiki April 30, 2021

I Need A Scout

When A high school football coach has 11 of his bench players come and Gang rape him.

I need A SCOUT yells Jarod, as he is brutally dicked down

by Nigardly man November 23, 2024

I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal

Man I need a therian gf (it's over)

by DDistrict December 8, 2024

I don't need to know

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.

Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024