I need space

Leave me alone. PLEASE

Person 1: hey how’s a going *touches them*
Person 2: stop I told you I need space

by Chickenfeetslippers November 27, 2022

i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex

I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!

by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

Does it look like i need your power

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power

(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"

by Ur mothers mothers mothers son December 14, 2021

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

by anonymous February 3, 2022

I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!

I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.

by I Need A Bug! September 25, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021