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visiting uncle in hospital

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.
by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018
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Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
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erragadda mental hospital

a place where most psychos and sluts go to visit
they will regard it as there home and become more and more mentally corrupted
in that theatre of corruption
bro that schizophrenic child is in the erragadda mental hospital, wompity wompity chicken chompity lol
are you insane? hehhehe
by abchuboden eolgu November 26, 2024
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Southern Hospitality

Being a nice person, not because you're altruistic, but because you don't want to be disliked by those around you.

It makes sense in rurality, where there are few people you can interact with and rely on, making it important that you stay on everyone's good side, as opposed to having more options for friends and colleagues, such as in a city. That being said, hospitality is a part of southern culture due to its requirement in rurality. It often means that people are usually nicer overall, because everyone is used to burying animosity. -just don't piss off a southerner, or it all comes out. Not just the one directed at you, but all the bottled up animosity that's been sealed up.

Southern hospitality can often be seen as being fake, which is valid to an extent, but it's similar to Japanese culture, where your problems are your own, and what you're going through is not someone else's problem- not wanting to burden others is a common thing in many cultures throughout the world, not just southerners in the united states.
My friend is annoying and keeps calling at 3am, but I answer anyway and entertain him for a bit before going back to sleep. It's annoying as shit, but I can't bring myself to tell him to stop. Call that some southern hospitality.
by Nobody knows nobody's nose November 2, 2023
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Hospital Setting

When you have like 2 or 3 pillows behind your back on a soft bed (Tempurpedic Bed Preferred)..
Guy 1: When I watch TV in my room I lean against my wall.

Guy 2: Wow.. When I watch TV in my room I have a Hospital Setting.
by WhoKickMyDog August 17, 2011
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Mexican hospital

The process of being surrounded by several small mexican men wearing doctor face masks that then proceed to bukkake one girl in the middle.
Mexican 1-Dude did you see Hannah?
Mexican 2-Yeah she looks terrible. I heard she had a Mexican hospital visit.
by Breweddude December 19, 2014
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