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garden hose

1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.
1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."
by cpkay September 16, 2010
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Hose Head

Taken from Canadien slang, "Hoser", which carries two meanings in Canuck culture. The first, given to the losing team of a hockey game whose job was to hose down the ice after the game. Second came from the gas shortage in Canada decades ago, desperate Canadiens would be caught sucking fuel from cars with make shift garden siphon.
Good game hose heads, have fun mopping the ice.
by Vinnie Boombatz. September 21, 2015
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hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin
Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag
by steelmen21 August 4, 2010
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craigslist hose

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)
Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.
by pooponyourgirl October 20, 2021
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lemonade hose

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties
by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022
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Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.
"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"
by bussypee August 22, 2022
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bust a hose

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.
by dom s December 24, 2007
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