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horizoned

To be screwed by an upstream data provider that insists it cannot provide data for which it is responsible, and instead passes the buck to other business units downstream.
Did you hear Lamar got horizoned and had to spend the entire weekend changing his app to meet the project deadline?
by Bytor&TheSnowDog December 9, 2020
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Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.
Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!
by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010
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The edge horizon

The point in edging, or in other stimulation, activities where orgasm becomes unavoidable.
Fuck. I passed the edge horizon and now I know im going to have to clean up.
by VigorousSplash April 24, 2024
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Deer Horizon

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?
by Super Apple October 5, 2009
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The Horizon Matrix

The Horizon Matrix philosophy is a personal growth and well-being approach that involves exploring and incorporating teachings and practices from various spiritual and philosophical traditions to create harmony and balance in one's life. It involves self-exploration, personal development, and cultivating mindfulness and contentment. It involves being open to learning and changing in order to achieve fulfilment and involves a holistic approach that includes both inner exploration and outer action.
What do you believe in?
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.

Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.
by sor333 December 19, 2022
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Horizon academy

A shit hole where all the rich kids get away with anything because they're mommy's and daddy's give the school money and all the poor kids get in trouble bc they don't have money
Random person: horizon academy sounds like shit

Kid that goes to the school: oh yeah that schools a total shit hole
by Suvk my cock September 9, 2021
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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