hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

by Andreux May 5, 2006

Hooted your last holler

Using up your last resource. Synonym: burned your last bridge.

I’m done! You’ve hooted your last holler!

by Candissa September 1, 2022

Hoot

A large , hard and circular stomach. Generally found on an adult male above the age of 40. Which usually leads to heart attacks later in life, but are sought after by women which call them , “dad bods”

“I’m hooted up”
“Damn , Dad nice hoot”
“Uncle Trev’s hoots lookin nice today”

by Salmon404 December 28, 2020

Hoot

Means fuck...simple as...just use it...

sooooo...wanna hoot

by Thehootwillrise March 21, 2021

The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

Solar Hoots

Using a magnifying glass, via the sun, to heat up your pot while it's in a bowl. When it starts smoking, start inhaling. Doesn't leave the butane taste in your mouth.

That hippy was so anti-establishment he only did solar hoots.

by sums420 May 22, 2009

hoot

another name for marijuana

the act of taking a bong, pipe, etc. rip

"got any hoots?"
"hook hoots!"

"chris is in the closet taking a hoot"

by mjlocal October 6, 2016