Hollister Co. is one of the best stores ever. All of you people who think that you have to know how to surf in order to wear the clothes from Hollister Co. just need to shut up. Anyone can wear those clothes whether they know how to surf or not. Oh, and the whole "everyone is a preppy ass bith who shops at Hollister Co.!" Uh, no. Not all of the people who shop at Hollister Co. are preppy. I think that Hollister Co. is one of the greatest stores. No, I don't surf and hell no I'm not a prep. Okay?
onegirl: ooh look that girls is wlaking out of Hollister Co., I bet she can't surf
othergirl: yeah what a loser, she needs to get her preppy ass self out of here
onegirl: I know! I am sick of all these effing preps!
othergirl: Yeah, her preppy ass can't even balance on the surfboard so she has NO right to be shopping at Hollister Co.!
othergirl: yeah what a loser, she needs to get her preppy ass self out of here
onegirl: I know! I am sick of all these effing preps!
othergirl: Yeah, her preppy ass can't even balance on the surfboard so she has NO right to be shopping at Hollister Co.!
by Devon Michelle May 9, 2006
Get the Hollister Co. mug.A store were women go to get clothes and were men go to get a dick up the ass. Hollister is the gayest sector of any mall, on the same spectrum of A&F. FUCK HOLLISTER.
Dude 1: "Hey guys, I just went to Hollister and bought the coolest torn jeans."
Dude 2: "Well, I went to Target and bought perfectly good, no holed, warm jeans that I could donate someday."
Dude 3: "I'm siding with Dude 2 because Hollister is very gay, plus the Hollister jeans have a rip right on the asshole."
Dude 1: "Guys, I'm metrosexual, not gay!"
Dude 2: "There is no such thing as a metrosexual so just come out already. Gays who won't come out piss me off."
Dude 1: "OK!"
Dude 2: "Well, I went to Target and bought perfectly good, no holed, warm jeans that I could donate someday."
Dude 3: "I'm siding with Dude 2 because Hollister is very gay, plus the Hollister jeans have a rip right on the asshole."
Dude 1: "Guys, I'm metrosexual, not gay!"
Dude 2: "There is no such thing as a metrosexual so just come out already. Gays who won't come out piss me off."
Dude 1: "OK!"
by poolskickass October 16, 2008
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According to "Guppies book of surnames" now out of print. The name Hollister means: "Son of a female brothel keeper."
by big-dick-brit October 2, 2006
Get the Hollister mug.a desperate attempt for abercrombie and fitch to move the masses of high schoolers out of A & F and into a more appropriate store. Clothes are overpriced, but not as overpriced as A&F. Basic attempt to milk the brand name for brand conscious Gen Yers. Representing the largest existing Baby Boom, since their parents generation, at estimates of between 60 and 90 million, the gen Yers have huge purchasing power. especially since they have mainly disposable income since most are still in middle/high school and also have access to their parents income. However border Yers and Xers do not want to be grouped along with them. A&F represents the older Gen Yers and younger Gen Xers. The youngin's were putting off the older consumers, Hollister helped herd the younger kids in another direction therefore keeping the older kids loyal to A & F.
typical shoppers include kids with too much disposable income who are concerned with brand and image.
by mandyrage August 28, 2005
Get the Hollister Co. mug.A common store in malls most of em which has clothes that are WAAAAAY overpriced, and don't last that long. It sucks basically. Most people would love to agree.
by KaraKhaoss January 27, 2008
Get the hollister mug.A clothing brand owned by Abercrombie & Fitch where teens who have yet to develop their own personal identity will go and shop. You can often expect to pay somewhat higher than average prices for significantly lower than average quality clothing.
"Excuse me miss Hollister 'model', do any of the jeans in this store come in halfway decent quality, or at least not totally ruined already?"
"No, why do you think they're so expensive?"
"Well... wait, that doesn't make any sense!!!"
"No, why do you think they're so expensive?"
"Well... wait, that doesn't make any sense!!!"
by Ascetiq April 18, 2010
Get the Hollister mug.a lame store for posers that, like abercrombie, smells like vomit (hollister cologne), employs social rejects with nice hair and faux tans, and sells fake vintage clothes with made-up events on them. except worse because when you're in there it feels like you're in a cave.
"jesus since when is there a cave attached to the mall?"
"no this is just hollister"
"i can't see my hand"
"let's leave."
"did you really go to the 1982 pie eating contest of salmonville, west virginia?"
"no, i wish. so instead i got this shirt at hollister."
"no this is just hollister"
"i can't see my hand"
"let's leave."
"did you really go to the 1982 pie eating contest of salmonville, west virginia?"
"no, i wish. so instead i got this shirt at hollister."
by hwell May 8, 2006
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