Holden Torana

One of the greatest Australian cars of all time. First produced in 1967, the Torana would become an Australian icon, thanks greatly to Peter Brock and his many victories at Bathurst. 1977 brought about the LX model, which allowed buyers the A9X option. A fuckin beast. 308 Holden V8 with performance brakes and exhaust. The UC model was a fuckin shit heap. Still better than anything from Japan. Now a highly sort after vehicle and a dream addition to any true Australian garage.

Robbo and his fuckin Holden Torana are doing doughies at the Woodridge High School oval.

by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018

Holden

Unisex name of a beautiful, strong, intelligent woman. Name has Irish, old English and Norwegian descent. Nickname Goldie and Honey.

I love unisex names for a female, Holden is so unique.

by CelticWoman December 15, 2022

george holden

A lanky Irish man that looks like Disney sensation dumbo

Who’s that big eared fellow, must be George holden

by PumpkinLov3r69 September 29, 2019

Angelina Holden

A girl who is sometimes shy, but once you get to know her she is super fun and crazy.

Boy: Who is that shy chick?
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her

by StripperSloth February 2, 2018

Holden Rodeo

What do you call a 80 year old queer at the mardi gras? A Rodeo driver. Only gay fat men drive this kind of car, it’s a piece of shit and you might aswell buy a Ford falcon and put 33s on it

“Did you see Jeffreys new car it’s one of those shit box woman’s cars that old queers get”

Definition of a Holden rodeo; A piece of shit

by Jeffrey Keena May 24, 2022

Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.

I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

Holden Magee

Probably the biggest douche you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s so good at everything when in reality he’s just ok at everything. He’s terrible with girls and isn’t even attractive. If you meet one. Get him out of your life ASAP

Lisa: I hate all guys
Katie: Guys like Holden Magee suck.

Aubrey: He should go suck an ear

by fuckass420 November 27, 2018