The best discord admin/server owner. Will bring joy to everyone they meet, and will also make every woman's pussy wetter than soaked mop.
"My pussy got so wet yesterday!"
"Oh I bet it was Holden!"
"Omg YES!!! He is the best Admin *winks*"
"Oh I bet it was Holden!"
"Omg YES!!! He is the best Admin *winks*"
by Dvv420 January 20, 2021
Get the Holdenmug. 
The realist motherfucker you'll ever meet.
He is a funny down to earth stoner and can pull like no one's business.
He is 6ft tall with a giant penis.
He is a funny down to earth stoner and can pull like no one's business.
He is 6ft tall with a giant penis.
by The real Joe Gatto October 14, 2022
Get the Holdenmug. Refers to either:
(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.
(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.
(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
Get the Holden Handsmug. Probably the biggest douche you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s so good at everything when in reality he’s just ok at everything. He’s terrible with girls and isn’t even attractive. If you meet one. Get him out of your life ASAP
by fuckass420 November 27, 2018
Get the Holden Mageemug. The greatest chemist you'll ever meet. They tend to be incredibly good at Chemistry, considering they are named after Holmium. They hate English. They tend to procrastinate and make jokes for all of Chemistry but at the end of the day, they never make a mistake. A Chemistry teacher is extremely lucky to have a Holden in their class.
I'M HOLDEN A BOMB
by FGNSomeone March 7, 2024
Get the Holdenmug.