Hillbilly Magician

Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.

I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night

by Capt Kirk December 16, 2008

Hillbilly Games

A lie told by inbred hillbillies to fool someone. Which then the hillbilly finds hilarious.

Man that hillbilly woman is sending me signals; I hope she is not playing hillbilly games.

by Herman July 13, 2003

Hillbilly Stomp

The Hillbilly stomp is a dance created by our HOMETOWN BOYY KID ROCK. "Now people wanna know how to do this dance Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Plant your hands on the top of your butt
And stomp around the woods Like your all fucked up. Download the song Hillbilly Stomp its a great Kid Rock Song

I dont no what the fuck they mean by example lol. DOCK YER BOATS WE'LL DO THE HILLBILLY STOMP

by Windsor_Detroit_Boy October 26, 2008

hillbilly titties

Titties that are lop-sided and hairy. Sometimes the nipples may be pointed in different directions, or moles may be present.

Jane had nice titties, but her friend's titties were hillbilly titties.

by jimmydean69 November 22, 2011

Hillbilly Margarita

Buying a popular brand of water ice,(i.e. Ritas') and adding tequila. Thus saving the hassle of using a blender.

We couldn't afford to go to the bar, so we stayed home and made hillbilly margaritas.

by Timberghost April 23, 2010

Hillbilly HipHoppin'

Two-Stepping. Country dancing. Line dancing.
To go to a country bar and dance to country music.

My friend put on his best cowboy boots, and went to the saloon to Two-Step with as many young gals as he could last night. He was Hillbilly HipHoppin' all night long!

by chStew April 6, 2013

Ratchet-Hillbilly

A woman who is known to be promiscuous and andlicentious. Having little to no morals and a background on the farm, anything is fair game. Her lack of education and overall high level of sexual expertise usually spells disaster for relationships lasting longer than 3 days or before the roofies wear off. STDs are common amongst ratchet-hillbillies.

Omg, you hooked up with that ratchet-hillbilly? You better change your phone number and go get checked out!

by Ole Dirty Brandon June 26, 2015