Southern Hemisphere

San Francisco, CA. Where the summer is as cold as summer is in New Zealand mountains.

Ernie: Man, it sure is a hot summer day here in Fresno, how about you Bert?
Bert: I have three layers on dude, i'm in the southern hemisphere!
Bert: ...you know, San Francisco!

by JambaJews September 23, 2009

hemiastrist

An Internet reviewer who, no matter how many stars or other units are available for a rating, will always give a fractional score to the reviewed item.

Opposite of a hyperastrist.

"67.5 out of 100? This guy is the worst hemiastrist I've ever seen!"

by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008

Hemijaw

A hemijaw is a person (usually a female and a drama queen) who thinks of themselves 2 or more of the following:
1. Everyone likes me.
2. My shit is the most important thing in the world.
3. I don't hang with those retarded geeks. They're like SOOOOO nasty.
4. Is the Earth still flat?
5. Look at me! I have big titties!
Also to qualify as a hemijaw the person in question must have a normal speech rate of ohmyfuckinggodwhatthehellisshesaying?

Kayla Bryant is a fucking attention whore hemijaw.

by GrizlyBear October 27, 2008

Hemishmeh

Ahhhhh Im lost in a deep word where it's SO confusing!!!!!!ahhh

I'm so hemishmeh!!!!

by TheAwesomestKidAlive October 4, 2010

Hemidy

Usually used in ireland. A term for a person who is annoying or slow witted. one who tends to get on your nerves.

Sarah: would you go out with him?
Anne: would i heck, he's a right hemidy!

by BeatBot February 14, 2012

hemisemidrydaganon

It is what it is, DUH!

the pentagon, on the northern most edge, second only to the main entrance for staff only, the stairwell that is perpendicular the western edge of the east gate leading to the basement, on the lower level stairwell leading to the exit, IS where you will find the hemisemidrydaganon.

by AhHairyFud February 4, 2017

Hemig

A Dominican male that is usually attractive but a hoe and often is sweet but has a very tiny penis. Usually gets beat up by white girls and there Puerto Rican friend. often uses improper grammar and sucks at speaking English. Very smart but is very globule. But usually has very nice hair.

Hemig has nice hair

by A Dominican male that is usual June 12, 2017