hajimehinatasboyfriend

One of the best people to ever exist. Very cool and deserve the world.

Person 1: "Have you ever seen hajimehinatasboyfriend? I heard they're really epic."
Person 2: "Yeah!"

by negitoe June 1, 2021

HAKIM

THE MOST HANDSOME BOY

Hakim is so handsome

by Hakim the goat October 14, 2021

hanimae

pretty cool i guess, not as cool as a donny named Harold, but shes funny innit

YOUR NAME IS HANIMAE LMAOOO

by (not Harry) February 27, 2022

Haatim

A giga chad who cares for all and has a huge dick. He also has an iq of 1000000

Look he's such a Haatim. He must get all the bitches

by CrabLover May 5, 2022

Hakimi

When someone tries to marry you for your riches, but instead they're not under your name.

She tried to Divorce me, but I hakimi her so that she leaves less than I found her.

by Mr Men's conference April 16, 2023

Hakiminomics

Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.

Phil's partner just filed for divorce

So whys he smiling?

Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.

by MR MIXER April 16, 2023

Haimen

Haimen (pronounced "hey-men") aka ZEN is a very funny person. You typically find a Haimen in the jungle because of it being his natural habitat. Haimen doesn't speak very much, but he can make you giggle through a text. Often, Haimen's are very pale although they say they're "mixed". Haimen's tend to be very insecure, although they're not ugly whatsoever and no amount of words could make him feel better about himself (sadly). Everyone needs a Haimen in their life though, I'm glad I met one.

person 1: "Omg is that Tarzan?"
person 2: "Haha nah that's just Haimen"
person 3: "Haimen can I nut in your butt C:"

by anonymous732802 May 22, 2023