A boyfriend who is so infatuated with his significant other that he does not realize that no real chemistry exists between them, or that he serves only as an object to be exploited, especially as an apparatus upon whom she may hang her purse should she desire to ascertain the fit of a particular garment.
Guy #1 "Dude, did you hear Alex and Kayla are going out?"
Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"
Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"
Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"
Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"
by RJSCR March 30, 2011
Get the Purse Hangermug. by Philipo November 24, 2016
Get the Grape Hangermug. A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.
by BadLarryLenitz January 26, 2023
Get the Ape Hangersmug. The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014
Get the granny hangersmug. A bra.
by Betty bopper February 20, 2022
Get the banger hangermug. by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022
Get the coat hangermug. this works best with a girl and a guy, but you can substitute same sex and some farm animals.
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
tim: hey Mike,
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
by obease August 6, 2008
Get the [vacant hanger]mug.