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Handy Fart

When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face
I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.
by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007
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handy-down

Something handed down from one person to another, often called a hand-me-down.
Brian received a handy-down from his older brother.
by canonpic May 6, 2009
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Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.
'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'
by Farm Handy December 22, 2015
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Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.
She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!
by J Sixer February 15, 2020
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Sandy Handy

A Handjob at the beach but the hand as sand on it
"My friend got a Sandy handy at the beach yesterday."
"Damn man that's gotta hurt."
by Th517874 July 1, 2019
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jam handy

1. The popular 1940's Educational Film Production Company, 'Jam Handy', who created such classic films as "A Case of Spring Fever"
2. The even more popular sexual favour, provided by certain prostitutes, whereby the hand job is enhanced by liberal application of various jams, jellies and preserves. At the lower end of the menu is the 'Hartley's Strawberry Jam Handy', which will cost on average £2.50 due to the low fruit content, all the way up to Fortnam and Mason's High Grove Organic Damson Preserve , which will cost a discerning customer at least £10 a Handy. Seville Orange Marmalade Handy's are seasonal.
Most Jam Handys are executed with seedless jam, but there are some fringe extremists that prefer seeded raspeberry Jam Handys, known in the trade as "Dick Raspers".
"Nigel, where does one acquire a Jam Handy in this borough?"
"Why Nigel, I believe one can have a quality Jam Handy down behind the Tesco's if you're in the mood for some Hartley's seedless Raspberry, 35 percent fruit, only £2.50. Bargain."
"Why thank you Nigel, you're a real chap."
"Unless you're one of those filthy Dick Raspers, in which case I'll have to call the local constabulary."
"Oh Nigel, how could you."
"And I always took you for a marmalade man. And I let you watch my children."
by Adrian Potato September 26, 2020
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Deep Handy

When your girl is giving you a hand job and she sticks her whole fist up your ass and punches your prostate
Yo, My girl was so horny the other night she gave me a Deep Handy and I blew my load all over the place.
by tongue_fu_master August 29, 2019
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