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Haider

haider is so hot and all the girls fall for him. so smart he makes teachers look like dogs sniffings monkeys pooped armpits in a shower of shawarmas. all girls try out for him but he is WAY out of all their leagues. only about 2 girls in 100,000 can match up to his standards cuz he hot as jo mama is ugly. and stinky.

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that guy is soooo hot!
i know, right? he's haider! all the girls love him.. oo la la
by supgirldababyindahoodwoooooooo February 27, 2022
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hamdelt

The muscle that smartass guys talk loudly about when trying to sound cool around hot females, or when trying to confuse new people, gymrats, and meatheads.

Located opposite the flactoid and directly below the posterior adenoids.
Smartass1: Yeah, my hamdelts are friggin' pumped right now.
Smartass2: Dude, turn around and let me check 'em out. Wow, they look beefy, and your flactoids are totally ripped.
Smartass1: I'm about to hit my posterior adenoids, can you spot me?

Meathead: Hey man, what will make me look BIG?
Smartass: Just go over there and go heavy on the hamdelt machine.
Meathead: oh...umm, ok?
Smartass: Just ask that trainer which machine works the hamdelts best.
by Joey Calzone December 14, 2008
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Hamdenite

A person from Hamden, Connecticut is called a Hamdenite
He was raised his whole life in Hamden, Connecticut and went to Hamden public schools, graduated Hamden High School. He's a true Hamdenite.
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Haidering

Bailing out last second of a plan or failing to show up when needed. Like either just say yes or no.
"Man stop haidering just come with us"
"He/she can't make it they're haidering"
by funnybrownboi March 7, 2021
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Happy Birthday Haider

I remembered - Good ending

I forgor 💀 - Bad ending
"happy birthday haider!" - Gabe

"hi" - Haider
by merr neewb May 24, 2022
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Hampden Sydney College

It is the home of the emotionally and mentally challenged. Only rich, pompous, faggy fucknuts attend because they are too stupid to be admitted into any other school that is inhabited solely by trust-fund cunts such as Harvard, Princeton, and USC. The only real difference between HSC and the others listed is that the HSC population is entirely homosexual. Seersucker pants, polo shirts with popped collars, and that HSC is an all male college are the greatest indicators to the incredible amount of pompous homosexuality of all who inhabit HSC. God hates HSC and every person that goes there needs to be beaten down with a rusty shovel being that it would be a favor to mankind.
EXAMPLE 1
hey, are you a pompous homosexual who wears seersucker pants and polo shirts with popped collars?

yeah

you are a huge fag. you go to Hampden Sydney College don't you?

why yes i do

EXAMPLE 2
hey, i beat off onto my cereal every morning.

do you go to hsc?

yes, yes i do
by jinglesmaster9k January 11, 2009
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Hamidu

Yea, Joe is definitely the hamidu right now.
by Zehahahahaha October 18, 2020
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