Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)

Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Geezer

old person who likes dancing with his cane

what you upto you old Geezer

by 201HH November 25, 2020

geezered

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close

that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life

by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023

geezer ad

Commercial advertising a product which is primarily for use by senior citizens.

I love watching classic TV but if they show one more geezer ad where someone's fallen and can't get up, I'm changing the channel!

elderly advertisement commercial

by J-Mommy July 4, 2014

Geezer

A goofy, weird person; someone who does strange things that are out of the ordinary, a loser.

Person 1: Did you see that band kid walk by
Person 2: Yeah dude he’s such a geezer

by cumward2 March 16, 2023

geezer nose

the male equivalent of camel toe

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose

by Big daddy doom June 10, 2016

Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025