garrett evanko

A person of disgusting nature

“Wow that guys gross”
“Yeah, what a garrett evanko”

by momplower420 March 27, 2019

Mason Garrett

The man, the myth, the legend. Mason Garrett is the man among men. A goon among all the goons. He’s been hittin phatty rips since he emerged from the womb. He has yet to find his boo gram.

On this memorial day, we honor those who served, so thank you, Mason Garrett

“Aye where my boo gram at?” - Mason Garrett

by mason garrett’s son December 3, 2019

Garrett Bean

Garrett Bean, A great man known to IW. As a great Captain, To war-chief, To moderator. Our lovely Marleyan Ackerman.

Garrett Bean.

"Garrett-Carrot."

#Garrett Bean

by Garrett Carrot Simp March 18, 2021

Garrett Rosson

Garrett Rosson fucks. This guy is a KING no no.. a GOD in bed and will give you the best stroke game of your life.

Sarah: Oh my God I had the Garrett Rosson experience last night and I can't feel my legs!

by Wee Wee in My Pants August 29, 2022

Garrett Sober

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.

by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022

Garrett Hill

A guy that dates or dated a clingy girl

Girl 1- do you know Garrett Hill
Girl 2- oh yeah, his girlfriend is super clingy

by madaan:) April 30, 2022

Garrett Smith

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man alive! With all his great and successful talents he is good at everything! He is an amazing mechanic and welder and is one of the best drivers on and off dirt. Garrett Smith is also known for his amazing looks, and is good enough and respectful enough for any woman the follows his lead.

Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea is he the hot southern boy who banged my mom? Yea that him!

by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021