Gareth Wakeman

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.

King Gareth Wakeman is the one and only God.

by Gordon Black February 5, 2010

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Sloppy Garrett

A Sloppy Garrett is the flawless combination of the "Chili Dog" and the "Cincinnati Bow-tie".

Simply, after sodomizing a woman's asshole, you reverse titty-fuck her. Positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your asshole is in her nose, and your cock (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her breasts, resembling a Chili Dog. The woman needs at least C cup for this to work properly, preferably a D cup sized breasts.

"Oh no! The Sloppy Garrett got everywhere! There's such a mess! Whatever am I to do?"

by The Sloppiest Garrett October 4, 2008

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Garret

A mofo fuck boy who loves to act ghetto and fuck little boys

Dont be a garret

by King21 January 27, 2017

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garrett ginner

A skateboard YouTuber/ Pro skateboarder who is the inspiration for many kids and young adults. His videos are REAL and they contain good content and skateboarding. No acting here just a shredder doing his thing!

I want to Garrett Ginner my way into success!

by Skaterboyharp January 31, 2018

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