Gabe

A parasitic person who only cares about himself and hates others. He sucks at everything, has low self esteem, and is a ultimate failure at life. In all honestly Gabe just needs to die

I fucking hate Gabe

by Chalc kat May 6, 2018

Gabe

A teenager that is lost and confused

OR

A person that loves to be stepped on by their "Lover" and never listens to their friends

My best friend was a totally Gabe yesterday.
I'm dating a gabe.

by Masked Scarf December 26, 2007

Gabe

a mean, and disgusting idiot who hates and bullies everyone. Flirts with every girl, cheats, lies, is a teachers pet. Everyone loves Gabe, even though he's a total dick.

Can you belive Gabe said I sent him nudes!?"

"He's a dick I can picture him doing that"

by Bellathrown December 10, 2014

Gabe

Gabe is someone who is extremely attractive but knows it, so he's cocky about it. Great with the looks, not with the books... Thinks with both heads only halfway and knows how to do everything. He will knock you out if you correct him or sell his loved ones pot. Stubborn, needy, Can't spell and drives like a grandma. Sexy mother f*cker though

Why are you so gabe?
-I was born this way baby. My presence is a blessing

by Gjk October 15, 2015

Gabe

1) A homeless douche bag who is a deprived Mexican boy that looks like a chipmunk and eats bean burritos while having sex with his mule named Paco Aye Aye!

2) Guy who wears a cubs jacket everyday but he doesn't like them he just can't afford another one.

3) Son of the taco bell dog

1) Hey did you see that guy? he was acting like a total Gabe!
2) 50 times every 2 years, a Gabe takes out another mule.

by New Rebel March 9, 2010

gabed

Being late on a release date. also known as pissing people off.

"OMFG TF2 has been gabed!!1one1"

by Teh L33T HaX0r February 26, 2005

Gabe

Blokarting World Champion. Often seen attached to his computer doing goodness-knows-what.

Crikey, he's just like that Gabe...

by gabeishaylee'sneighbour January 18, 2009