this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.
by grataballi October 22, 2005
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When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"
by SweetSioux1920 June 24, 2017
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When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.
by Fasters December 22, 2021
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Dumb way to say "For Real?" or "On God" first heard in Los Angeles.

Later on heard in a popular game called "GTA San Andreas", Carl Johnson (CJ) used the sentence "at a funeral?" in one of the cutscenes.
A: "We goin to kill that ni**a up!"
B: "at a funeral?"
by keezishere September 7, 2020
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When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
by Hail Steven January 7, 2021
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the times when someone is both vulnerable but it’d be fun to see them suffer. funerable.
ellie has annoyed me today’
‘let’s jump her she is funerable’
by yoloswagoho April 17, 2019
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The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021
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