
by Shonald the linguist August 19, 2019

by Justine4421 January 7, 2020

\noun\ ; partner for funsies ten or more years younger than oneself. Fucklings tend to have Opinions (which they have rarely the experience or knowledge to back up but are often suspiciously vocal about) but are kept around for skill/stamina/aesthetic reasons..
by MaebeNot September 17, 2023

by münchen November 8, 2018

adj. /ˈfʌkəld/ (slang, vulgar)
1. Describing a situation, product, or outcome that is severely flawed or disappointing due to a combination of poor decisions, misalignment, or systemic issues, where no single individual or team can be entirely blamed.
2. (of a person) Caught in or affected by such a dysfunctional situation, often unfairly.
Usage notes: Typically used to express frustration with collective or structural failure, especially in professional or organizational contexts.
1. Describing a situation, product, or outcome that is severely flawed or disappointing due to a combination of poor decisions, misalignment, or systemic issues, where no single individual or team can be entirely blamed.
2. (of a person) Caught in or affected by such a dysfunctional situation, often unfairly.
Usage notes: Typically used to express frustration with collective or structural failure, especially in professional or organizational contexts.
“This launch is totally fuckled—no QA, no user research, and marketing went rogue.”
“The intern wasn’t the problem, the whole onboarding process is just fuckled.”
“She’s a great PM, but honestly, she’s fuckled with that crew.”
"The rollout was completely fuckled—devs shipped half-built features, design was out of the loop, and marketing promised things we never even started."
"No one checked the timezone settings, so the live event went out at 3 a.m. Pacific. Classic fuckled launch."
"We spent six months planning that strategy, and somehow it's still fuckled beyond recognition."
"The client brief was vague, the stakeholders kept changing the goalposts, and the engineers quit halfway through. That project was born fuckled."
"It’s not that anyone did something malicious—just a slow, collective drift into chaos. Now we’re totally fuckled."
"From procurement to deployment, every team dropped a ball—and now the whole system is fuckled."
“The intern wasn’t the problem, the whole onboarding process is just fuckled.”
“She’s a great PM, but honestly, she’s fuckled with that crew.”
"The rollout was completely fuckled—devs shipped half-built features, design was out of the loop, and marketing promised things we never even started."
"No one checked the timezone settings, so the live event went out at 3 a.m. Pacific. Classic fuckled launch."
"We spent six months planning that strategy, and somehow it's still fuckled beyond recognition."
"The client brief was vague, the stakeholders kept changing the goalposts, and the engineers quit halfway through. That project was born fuckled."
"It’s not that anyone did something malicious—just a slow, collective drift into chaos. Now we’re totally fuckled."
"From procurement to deployment, every team dropped a ball—and now the whole system is fuckled."
by kickz1990 May 30, 2025

A quantifiable unit of measurement where there is so much of a surplus that the only way to explain it is "That's a fuckle of (insert item here). This word is commonly used to replace the phrase (Fuck ton)
by FUck yeah it's me June 7, 2018
