forget-fu

(noun)
the art of fighting in order to make someone forget things

(Person 1 breaks a vase)
Person 2: Hey, I just bought that! You're gonna have to pay for --
(ninja ghosts emanate out of vase and surround them)
Person 1: Think fast!
(crazy and comedic fight sequence of forget-fu commences)
Person 2: Man, we make a good team. What was I talking about?
Person 1: We were about to ... leave. Churros?
Person 2: Sure thing, dude.

(Not to be confused with the Freudian slip forgetfu).

by projetpack May 25, 2013

Forgetting the green tea

When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.

Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.

Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.

by Secrete sauce June 26, 2021

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Forgets Everything That Does Not Pertain To Him

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Forgets Everything That Does Not Pertain To Him

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Forgets Everything That Does Not Pertain To Him

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

dont forget the lube

When you and your women go to Walmart for supplies...

I told my woman "dont forget the lube" She went to the clerk and asked for 5 bottles of lube, the clerk had a funny look on her face!

by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Manifest, I Forget And I Remember<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Manifest, I Forget And I Remember<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Manifest, I Forget And I Remember<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

The law of the forgetful mind

The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.

“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”

by Stefonson December 29, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024