cereal shit

the urge to poop that comes after eating cereal, usually a very sudden and urgent feeling within an hour of cereal consumption

Friend 1: Hey man, I’m in the neighborhood, can I drop by?
Friend 2: Sure but not right now, I just ate some cereal. I’ll let you know after I take a cereal shit

by DesiBoy August 14, 2019

base cereal

The healthy cereal put at the bottom of the cereal bowl used as a base for the sweet, unhealthy cereal added above it. Used by mothers to get at least get some nutrients into the diet of their children.

To little Charlie's disappointment, he could not have an entire bowl of Sweet Pops as his mother required him to have the tasteless but nutritious base cereal as part of the mix.

by sparkuss June 18, 2011

Cereal Herding

While eating cereal, the process of herding the last few pieces to one side of the bowl so that you may get them all in one spoonful.

I was cereal herding this morning and got all 6 of my last fruit loops in one spoonful.

by B*ROCK December 28, 2009

Cereal Rapel

A person who rapes cereal. Lucky charms, corn flakes, and corn pops are cereals of choice.

Long term effects include lack of cereal, cereal cravings, and unfortunate money loss on buying more cereal.

Also a nickname for someone named Rachel.

"Rachel is such a Cereal Rapel! She stole my lucky charms!"

"Run! The Cereal Rapel is on the loose!"

by Gwenadile Dundee February 17, 2009

Hand Cereal

Eating Cereal Out Of The Bag With Your Hand & A Cup Of Milk.

Yo I'm Starving, I Think I Might Eat Some Hand Cereal.

by CDG.DDG March 29, 2021

Trix Cereal

GANGSTER HOOD TRIX CEREAL IS FOR KIDZZ WITH TWO Z's NOT AN S, OK.
Gangster hood Trix comes with two gold chain and its so gangster even for pink sheep.

Random:yo can I have some of your gangster hood Trix cereal
Kidzz:uh no you not KIDZZ or gangster

by Popping Korean popcorn July 9, 2018

cereal kief

the cereal powder at the bottom of the bag

top off yo cereal with it and get an extra sugar high

i got high as hell from that cereal kief yesterday morning

by collegeboi March 28, 2011