the feeling you get when you laugh. since you aren't always happy and since you aren't always sad, flumpty is simply however you feel when you laugh. sad happy whatever.
by Kye September 12, 2004
Get the flumpty mug.Flustered to the point of Fumbling for a solution. Slurring your speech when trying to excitedly explain a frustration.
My fingers flumbled on the keyboard and I lost the menu bars.
I flumbled the details of how my shopping cart accidentally scraped the side of a car door in the parking lot.
I flumbled the details of how my shopping cart accidentally scraped the side of a car door in the parking lot.
by SeattleChris January 23, 2013
Get the Flumbled mug.Flumpkee; is a term used to describe a sexual move. To put a females legs over your shoulders while holding her up in the air as she pours a shot of alcohol down her breast, across her navel, and is taken orally off the lips of the vagina: This term was originated by University of Miami Men’s Cross Country team in 2007
Can also be combined with Double Flumpkee, Triple Flumpkee, and etc. The current Flumpkee record is a Double Flumpkee
Can also be combined with Double Flumpkee, Triple Flumpkee, and etc. The current Flumpkee record is a Double Flumpkee
by Louis Jon Zach James Seth Tom May 29, 2007
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"I think this weed guy is another flum"
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"I'll smoke some weed but I dont want any of that flum shit"
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"I'll smoke some weed but I dont want any of that flum shit"
by thinkdim November 13, 2009
Get the flum mug.A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).
It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes
by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009
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by harpreetmahal October 17, 2011
Get the Flompie mug.Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.
by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009
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