Flumbled 

Flustered to the point of Fumbling for a solution. Slurring your speech when trying to excitedly explain a frustration.

My fingers flumbled on the keyboard and I lost the menu bars.

I flumbled the details of how my shopping cart accidentally scraped the side of a car door in the parking lot.

Flumbled by SeattleChris January 23, 2013

Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!

You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!

Fumbled the bag by hoodigan June 4, 2021

Fumbled the bag

Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics

“Wow! I can’t believe Dennis fumbled the bag so hard by declining his extension”

Fumbled the bag by Henny_Benny August 10, 2021

fumbled the bag

extremely fucking up

there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa

fumbled the bag by Definitionmaster88 April 7, 2022

Fumbledorf 

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.

A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!

Fumbledorf by Bricked March 15, 2021

Fumbledumble 

An embarrassing mistake made while playing the viola. More often than not, Fumbledumbles occur while playing the easiest part of the entire composition.

Teacher: "Wait, wait, stop!! Did you honestly just play an F sharp?!?"

Student: "Yes..."

Teacher: "But it's a C Major scale!!"

Together: "Oops!! Fumbledumble!!"

Fumbledumble by Wataru June 29, 2008

frumbledig

frumbledig: to eat a piece of cheese on a sunday morning with jesus

oh man i totally frumbledigged dude!!!

frumbledig by whoop whoop fruit(blaire&jennifer) March 28, 2007