flap doodle

Someone or something pretending to do something or be useful. A thin mask of effort behind which a total slacker resides.

After all that gab, you have really accomplished flap doodle.

bob villa is a perfect example of a master at flap doodle

by Str8_scotch March 9, 2008

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

flap ass

A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.

John: Did you see that woman's ass?
Sara: Holy cow, she has a flap ass.

by Holycrapthisisawesome December 30, 2008

flap jack

when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.

"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"

by robgards September 17, 2007

Flap Stack

The act of two guys double penetrating a girl by having the girl sitting face forward on one guy (reverse cow girl anal style) and being vaginally penetrated by the other guy facing her.

Michael and Cory totally flap stacked that girl from their acting class.

by giraffeafrass October 11, 2010

flap jacks

extremely loose genitals that flap around every direction.

dude: wow, you got flap jacks

chick: i had 4 kids, and 2 of them were fat ass babys, what do you expect

dude:(silence).....

by abogie June 21, 2011

Flap Jacking

Jacking off onto pancakes and then eating it

"What did you have for breakfast, Jimmy?"

"I did a little flap jacking"

"deeeeeelicious"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007