Cabbage Flaps

wrinkly labia that hangs out of the vagina excessively resembling boiled cabbage.

damn, you see that broads beat puss?? She had some serious cabbage flaps.

by Deedz760 May 21, 2008

Lap Flaps

huge or obscurely large or awkward pussy lips. Usually getting in the way, or humors.

Tammi "Is it in?"

Bill "No, I can't find the hole because of your lap flaps"

Ron " You really going to fuck Jen?"
John " Yea why?"
Ron " Good luck. Most people cant get past her lap flaps"

by N-Dangerous August 27, 2010

FUPA Flap

When your stomach is so big and saggy that it droops down over your pubic area.

I was at the beach the other day and I saw a woman that had such a massive FUPA flap that I couldn't tell if she was wearing a bathing suit bottom.

by xCLMx May 13, 2010

Cunt Flap

The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.

Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.

I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.

by Gingersaurus October 29, 2009

Beef-flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging.

Angie was passed out so Liz beef-flapped her.

by mc1212 March 5, 2012

Cape-Flapping

-verb
1. all flash, no function. Expending all power but with little or no productivity

Derived from the movie "Dark Night"; in which we see our beloved Batman riding his Batmobike through Gotham; notably the only time you'll see our hero's cape moving faster than him.

2. an excessive ruckus created with nothing to back it

3. overly hyped with a disappointing result

"I expected that Batmobike to tear through Gotham City, but all I saw was a Bat-ton of cape-flapping."

by Naked Fain August 12, 2008

Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin March 9, 2011