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The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
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Fizzy

Pass me a fizzy.
by jack472923 July 27, 2022
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Fizzy

FIZZY SUCKS
by JjThe September 4, 2022
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FLAMEY AND FIZZY

they suck
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by JjThe September 4, 2022
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