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Fashion Blogger

Fashion bloggers are a kind of species of fashionistas that dedicate their lives to their fashion blog, a place where they post pictures of the latest runway trends that no one can ever afford (including themselves) or pictures of themselves in slutty poses wearing things they considered fashionable, such as a fur coat with neon green booty shorts and high heels.
Fashion bloggers come in different personas, the most common cases include the stupid 14 year old rich girl, and the 25 year old single girl who can't afford shit.
Though most fashion bloggers are female, the male form has not been unheard off, though in most cases the specimen is gay.
This fashion blogger is so fabulous! I was reading her blog and apparently hot pink shoes are in now... I wonder If I should shave my head and weight 100 lb like the model in the picture?
by Lord of the fireflies August 23, 2009
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fashion abomination

someone who REALLY pushes the limits of taste, but thinks s/he looks great
Cameltoe at work is such a fashion abomination! (unless you work in Adult Entertainment).
by Alyssa N. October 12, 2006
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Bbl fashion

poorly designed clothes that’s only purpose is to show of your body and not function a great example is fashion nova
Fashion nova is the most popular brand for Bbl fashion
by anonymous June 28, 2021
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Old Fashion

When a female strokes the male genitalia. Otherwise know as a handjob.
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
by RandomEpic February 18, 2011
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Fashion Pony

Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.
They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.
by emmveg December 11, 2018
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fashion oxymoron

when someone wears clothing in a way that, by definition, doesn't go together
I saw this guy walking across the quad and he was sagging his skinny jeans.

How can you sag skinny jeans? That's a fashion oxymoron.
by deefine October 3, 2010
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fashion rat

a rat that dresses up with it sewer style powers!
My fashion rat looks really hot in that outfit
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