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Middle Eastern Bowling

When you catch a woman in the middle East driving or showing ankles you bury her half-way in the sand and start rolling boulders at her until she stops moving
We once saw a woman driving in the middle East so we started playing Middle Eastern Bowling with her
by Ghost_Man351- February 28, 2022
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Easterling

possibly the greatest football kicker of all time.
that kid is an easterling!!!
by Andrew Easterling October 22, 2008
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Estero

A place where the rich and the rednecks are most likely to be found within 3 miles of each other. A place where theres a mall for everyone.
Did you see the rednecks over there? What are they doing at coconut point, its the only mall in Estero with Hollister?
by 239reppin September 23, 2007
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Easter

It obviously is an adjective that is better than best.

Good Friday... Easter Sunday.

Jesus died on good Friday, but it was even BETTER when he came back to life.

So Easter > Absolute Best.
"Hey man, you going to church for Good Friday?"
"No, way, I'm saving all my church time for Easter Sunday, it's better."
by Vinwayne April 10, 2009
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Easter

A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white that pagans celebrate, named in honor of the godess of fertility known as Eostre, Astarte, Ashtoreth, Isis, Vishnu, Venus, etc. depending on when and where the pagan is from.

Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend Easter has something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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Japanese Easter

When you put rabbit ears on a woman and have a bunch of japanese men jack off on her so she's covered in jizz.
Wow, with those rabbit ears and all that jizz, Becca looks like an Easter Bunny! She loves the Japanese Easter!
by Amanda Myers August 5, 2009
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Easter

The celebration of a bearded man called Jesus Christ, who died on a cross and rose again, resulting in future workplaces and schools closing while people eat chocolate Easter eggs.
Hey! Put down that tax return and have an egg! It's Easter!
by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004
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