The ethan

A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN

The ethan was hunting me.

by Other Ethan November 4, 2021

ethan

amazing friend 😍💕

woah ethan is a good friend

by cmaiala March 29, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.

Ethan...NO...

by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023

Ethaning

The action used when distracting your teachers in class to make them go off-topic so they don't notice you're not doing work.

"Hey Mr.___ have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"Yeah, it was really good... WAIT A MINUTE."
"?"
"Don't start Ethaning me, get your work done.

by arnavjohn February 28, 2022

Ethan

A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.

I had sex with this guy he had a dick the size of Ethan

by Hanery March 14, 2017

ethan

really really bad at football

have you seen ethan he is bad at football

by mithak October 17, 2017

Ethan

The cutest guy you will ever meet. He’s smart and super funny. He’s kinda shy when you first meet him, but after you know each other for a while you make so many inside jokes and make each other laugh. He is super nice and chill.

Vanessa-“ Ethan told me to tell you he likes you”
Anna- “ omg really why would anyone like me?”

(Yes, This actually happened)

by Coco noodle coconut December 4, 2018