Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.
Ethan...NO...
by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.
by MFG12346 January 25, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know
by anonymous December 14, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. 
he always makes you feel special and one of a kind. hes hugs make you feel safe and like nothing can hurt you. he is always there for you and is always checking your okay. he may seem like a mean person or a smarty but once he opens up to you he is a nice caring guy who will always be there for you. if you dont see hes true side you will think he is a dickhead but wait till he opens his heart for you and find out he is actually the kindest person ever. you are very lucky if you know a ethan or hes even your partner. if your ever feeling down just ask for a hug and you will feel so much better. he always has something to say and has a really bright smile he will always make you laugh even when you dont think you will.
by charlatte17 May 31, 2018
Get the ethanmug. A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.
by Hanery March 14, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. by mithak October 17, 2017
Get the ethanmug.