Equine American Princess

1. Female who thinks she knows more about horses than you do. 2. Female barn owner who keeps making up stupid rules. 3. Female who is a sore looser at horse competition. 4. Female horse horse owner who finds it necessary to harass fellow boarders over turn outs, arena usage, poop pile, etc. Very Similar to JAP or Jewish American Princess. Abbreviation EAP

The EAP pitched a bitch because she didn't win the horse show. The Equine American Princess was mad because the arena was in use.

by Snigglefluffy February 28, 2013

equidickstant

When one girl has slept with two guys and she has carnal knowledge that they have the same penis size.

I banged Simon and Matt and though Matt had better technique, I brought my tape measure and in Simon's defense, they are equidickstant.

by queenbee77 January 4, 2015

dynamic equilibrium

When it blows as bad as it sucks.

It was a case of dynamic equilibrium when Steve realized that the totally hot stripper he was dating had left him for his ex-wife.

by Ricardo Corridor June 11, 2009

Jai-Equan

A very stutterful person that likes to annoy the heck out of their friends and break bases in Minecraft, they're also a very light and kind-hearted towards their fellow comrades without showing. (ps. fight me)

Jai-Equan you fatass

by Nævy July 18, 2021

Fully Equipped

Depending on which side of the spectrum you are sitting, it means:

Car salesman: Power windows and a CD player

Buyer: All the optional equipment that a model can have.

Salesman: This car is fully equipped!
Buyer: So it has a remote starter?
Salesman: No
Buyer: 8 speakers radio?
Salesman: No
Buyer: Alloy wheels?
Salesman: No
Buyer: What equipment does it have?
Salesman: It's fully equipped. It has a CD player and power windows.

by BingoRingo November 6, 2010

equiugular

1. Two people who are just as ugly as one another.

It started as a math class joke from the word equiangular.

Those two loosers in the back are equiugular.

by Cassandra, Brooke May 17, 2004

Equipoise

To hold in Equilibrium

If you're keeping an object floating in the air, you are performing the act of equipoise.

by Isaac20 January 23, 2007