Elon

Used to describe something so outrageously and over-the-top stupid. Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb or even verb.

Holy crap dude, you’re breaking it! Don’t be an Elon!
Oh my god, that’s pissing people off. You’re so Elon!
Why do you keep Elon posting those attacks on random people. ?
Please stop Eloning. It’s giving me a headache!

by Kurrmudgeon February 25, 2025

elon musk

motherfucker
asshole
bozo
deserves to be punched in the face 24/7

everyone knows elon musk is the shittyest motherfucker alive

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

eloned

when someone promises something but fails to deliver or does it much later than expected

- I'm still waiting you to show me your programming skills
- Ay-yoooo, eloned u

by Deteptar December 10, 2023

Elon Musk

A Nazi shit head working with a walking orange

nobody like Elon Musk anymore

by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025

Elon Musk

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.

People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.

Man 1: Have you heard Elon Musk's new car
Man 2: I don't pay any attention to that fraud.

by Drex V. March 31, 2025

Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.

I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.

by Stansthedog November 26, 2023

Elon Muskles

When you can’t fix a company from the sidelines so you say f*ck it and just buy the company instead.

Twitter will go private when Elon Muskles them.

by Hit in it yo April 15, 2022