by John David Earling February 1, 2022

by Joe_W_Official October 12, 2021

The dumbest fucker around. Earl Jarred Mars is such a fucking idiot that he can fucking throw a grenade at an enemy and end up killing his teammates who are on the other side of the map....
with.out.fail.
with.out.fail.
by XD-Anon June 27, 2019

by mattie coles September 28, 2005

Ya boi Earl has the ability to make someone realize their mistakes in life within 0.0001 seconds, making them regret everything. He is basically the biggest plot hole in the history of Dhar Mann.
by Featuring Young Ceo October 13, 2019

an anime grill
by BRONKASARUS April 8, 2022

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!
by Kenneth Brown July 16, 2006
