dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017

dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

dick

look in the mirror
you're a dick

insert your name here is a dick

by ireawq January 5, 2019

dick

all fortnite gammers

oh shit you're a fortnite gammer
you must be a dick

by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019

dick

the clip thing on a necklace.

Your dick is showing.

by erikda May 13, 2009

dick

A playtoy for all females to enjoy.Which i disappointingly attached to an idiot which is called a "man".We females would usually just play with it.....suck on it....until.....MAGICALLY....this delicious white come comes out of the mushroom and if it gets in ourpussy....9 months later a cute adorable baby will come out and apppppparently we have to share it with those....."men".😝

mmmmm this.....dick tastes sooo good and feels soooo hard.....ooooo the whit stuff came out

by Foreveravoss June 13, 2016

dick dick dick

A common term used for when dem nutz need to be drained.

"baby i need some dick dick dick"

by Dirty dick dave March 1, 2018