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dick

all fortnite gammers
oh shit you're a fortnite gammer
you must be a dick
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
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dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.
It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)
by dickbeem October 23, 2017
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dick

1.something that you can put in your girlfriend's vagina and go up and down and up and down.
2.something you can use to get the piss inside your body out
3.something that your girlfriend can go sucky sucky on it
boy: can i put the dick in your vagina?
GF: of course ooooh that feels good
by dick sucker boii July 4, 2019
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dick

by erikda May 13, 2009
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dick

A playtoy for all females to enjoy.Which i disappointingly attached to an idiot which is called a "man".We females would usually just play with it.....suck on it....until.....MAGICALLY....this delicious white come comes out of the mushroom and if it gets in ourpussy....9 months later a cute adorable baby will come out and apppppparently we have to share it with those....."men".😝
mmmmm this.....dick tastes sooo good and feels soooo hard.....ooooo the whit stuff came out
by Foreveravoss June 13, 2016
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dick dick dick

A common term used for when dem nutz need to be drained.
"baby i need some dick dick dick"
by Dirty dick dave March 1, 2018
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