When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
Get the the Dexter Dilemmamug. Someone that is kind, out going, lovable. Laughs cutely, — and someone you’ll fall for but will never be yours.
Dexter: A guy from afar
Dexter: A guy from afar
by thegirlwhostares June 8, 2021
Get the Dextermug. What he's really trying to say in his song, which is obvious, is that black people from anywhere are not the people of white people from Omaha, and vice versa. What he ends up saying is a guy that has listened to an Ice Cube record before that isn't black is a poser, unless the guy is a like minded person to Dexter Holland.
There is one human race, but there is more than one group in it. Dexter Holland seems like he wants any white guy that buys a record by Ice Cube instead of the Offspring to feel like a traitor to his group, to his people.
by The Original Agahnim July 6, 2021
Get the Dexter Hollandmug. When you suffocate a person with a zip-tie and then wrap them naked in plastic to dismember them with a saw and throw their dismembered body in garbage bags in a lake because they committed a heinous crime.
John: hey did you hear that guy over there abused his wife and daughter!?
Emily: yeah I did, Imma kill him Dexter Style
Emily: yeah I did, Imma kill him Dexter Style
by GaySexLord69 June 6, 2024
Get the Dexter Stylemug. dexters are the redneck friend in the group who is adventures for fun and doesn't give one if you need their. help when you get to know them you'll see that they are actually quite caring and passionate about their hobbies.
by #gingersdontderserverights November 14, 2023
Get the dextermug. 
Get the Dextermug. A discord Dexter is an anti infidelity reddit troll. He lurks in the shadows looking for cheaters and ex cheaters to troll.
Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.
Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.
Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.
Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.
Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.
Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.
"Dave, don't be a Discord Dexter"
"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"
"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"
"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"
"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"
by MacDonaldson November 28, 2020
Get the Discord Dextermug.