David Morrison

a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis

David Morrison is a lad

by David111122121212 January 11, 2012

David Lau it

the Phrase "david lau it" is a synonym for the verb "to allow".
the accusative form: Lau it. David lau on its own is a noun.

"hey guys do you want to beat up the ecm and steal their boards?"
"No too risky, David Lau it"

or

"can i have some gum?"
"david lau it"

by BarePork January 20, 2013

David Wowie

NOUN: A highly visible/prominent male crotch, hard not to stare at. Named after David Bowie's infamous crotch shots in the film Labyrinth.

His tight trousers gave him a David Wowie.

by Ginny LeChoux April 19, 2014

David cassidy

A gorgeous singer, actor, and amazing human. Mainly popular in the 1970s. Now he is a complete acoholic and has been arrested for drunk driving.

"Man was David Cassidy hot"

by C'estLaVie13 October 27, 2015

david pilar

David Pilar is the type of person that no one wants to be around. He has an amazingly ugly... personality... and face. He normally has very little brain capacity and has trouble communicating with others, and often gets rejected. This type of homosexual is a rare sight and must reported to the government immediately. If you are seen housing any of these you will receive the death sentence.

The David Pilar was discovered trying to jump off a very tall building.

by exposed49 April 28, 2017

david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

David Gritsko

My bf bitch 💓 he lw a thottie thooo

"Wow look at David Gritsko"
'Yeah he's my bf thank you next, bitch"

by Mrs.Headass February 19, 2019