by TheBoxGhost September 3, 2013
Get the Desperate guys on urban dictionary mug.When you are willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want and are inclined to go to great lengths to do so.
by Qanon May 26, 2018
Get the Desperate man with nothing to lose mug.Quote from the last Starfighter.
by doc finch November 16, 2010
Get the I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds! mug."okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023
Get the national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day mug.When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.
It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"
"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 4, 2013
Get the Reverse Desperate Housewife mug.The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
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Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019
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