designer hoe

Want fake/over rated clothes so bad ud probably hoe for them
Boy:all i wear is trues and u wear levis broke nigga
Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe
by chamaquito September 26, 2014
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Designated Diver

A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.
Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.

Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
by RitchardCrafty October 05, 2015
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design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 09, 2018
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designated dancer

Noun
A friend who tells you to stop dancing when you are awkwardly and drunkenly dancing alone
I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!
by Prince of Egypt November 22, 2010
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design rodeo

A design session held after weeks of prep and just before a deadline. These decisions are made chaotically and without clear justification. This is analogous to "holding on to the horns of a bull until it throws you off". It also infers that the participants are all cowboys.
The designers just came out of a design rodeo that wrecked the solution - what a bunch of cowboys!
by insleys March 17, 2010
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Design Flaw

I'm sorry babes.... we can't have sex tonight, my design flaw is back but unpopular demand
by slumbercat2k March 08, 2017
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Cost by Design

When that booty is costing you lots of money, but its so good that you don't mind.
You bought her a Gucci bag?? That is cost by design if I've ever seen it
by adventurehobbit March 12, 2019
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