not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.

I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"

by Little_puppet March 7, 2017

Dick dressed up

In Florida a Dick Dressed up is Fried polish or hot dog with all the toppings on it, basically a polish sausage with the works

Aye bro let's go to the corner store and get a Ol Dick Dressed up.

by Cirocboiben July 3, 2017

urbanly depressed

The feeling you feel when no one publishes your urban dictionary definition.

person 1: “Danny how you feeeeel?”
person 2: “Urbanly depressed.”

by Hot Cheeto Girl October 17, 2019

adriens_depressed

everyone’s favourite moot with the best humour.
CEO of depressed adrien and tiktok weddings.

man adriens_depressed is my favourite tiktok mutual.

by grodunt August 25, 2021

Well-Dressed Wednesday

Every month's third wednesday, you dress overly formal, honouring Well-Dressed Wednesday

Rego: What will you wear on Well-Dressed Wednesday?
Misi: A blue Suit with a matching blue tie.

by Gojjo January 22, 2022

Fat Ugly Depressed Bitch

baconator10132

baconator10132 is a fat ugly depressed bitch

by Captain big ballz November 9, 2020

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022