meat curtains

vaginal opening, labia.

"So, I was going down on this chick the other nite, and she had the nicest meat curtains."

by Mychelle December 22, 2006

curtains

'hind parts, but cheeks with the uncanny ability to hang DOWN like drapery near the flanks or honches

my girls curtains wag back and forth when she's down on her knees scrubbing out the bath tub and it's exciting to watch!

by ed the chocoa cabbage January 20, 2009

Beef Curtains

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.

Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.

by roast beef lover February 25, 2009

Zion Curtain

In Utah, a partition that separates the patrons of a bar from the bartender and prevents drinks from being passed directly from the place where they are mixed to the customer.
The name comes from "Zion," a reference to the LDS (Mormon ) Church whose prohibitions against drinking alcohol heavily influenced Utah's liquor laws.

Because the bar that she tended at had a Zion Curtain, Sarah had to walk around to the other side to hand every customer their drink. It was a pain in the ass, but at least it was good exercise.

by Pete Theroux August 20, 2011

floppy beef curtain

A giant vaginal entry covered by labia that are discolored, hangy and unpropitional to the keeper of the vagina.

Oh my god that stripper had floppy beef curtains. Her vagina looked like a loose cut roast beef sandwich

by Jf11 December 7, 2013

Velvet Curtains

A nice way of saying labia, girl lips, etc

He parted her velvet curtains for entry

by nastynorman January 5, 2006

beef curtains

derogatory term used to describe the female genitalia.

"Tell your sister to open up the beef curtains, I'm coming over!"

by hulahoopz May 13, 2006