Cooper

A fucking retard but he has a massive dick and it is so big he could suck it himself

Damn look at Cooper Sucking his own dick, I don't know if the human's dick is supposed to be that big

by asdfasdfaffadfsasd April 24, 2019

Cooper

Cooper is an overall good guy. He’s humorous and cute. And even if he feels different than you he tells you in a gentle kind of way. He’s a good guy and he’s really easy to laugh with he jokes around but can be serious when you need him o be. If you know a Cooper enjoy it not many people have the privilege soooo...

Cooper is a great guy and your lucky if you know him

by Clumpy Biscuit truth teller May 29, 2021

cooper.

Used to describe a large nose.

bloody ell, look at the size if that blokes cooper.

by da_weeman May 9, 2008

Cooper

A whiny little boy who crys and accuses his sister of being a slacker, when he is complaining that he wants to play on the computer. His whining nearly gets her kicked off, until he has homework. He then throws a massive fit like a baby, even though he is nearly ten years old. He thinks he will get whatever he wants by whining and throwing a fit, but he is wrong.

Did you just COOPER me?

by Psychic Teddybear September 24, 2011

Cooperative

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.

Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.

by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014

Coopers

Pronounced: Coo-pers. Another word used to define the genitalis.

I fell off my skateboard and landed on my Coopers. It hurt alot.

I will kick you in the Coopers.

by Stephen Fitzgerald October 3, 2006

Cooper

A man with the worlds smallest dick, although he may seem straight it is more likely that he’s gay or pansexual (has a kitchenware fetish). Not excelling at school many coopers eventually find work as hookers or as airport security staff due to their lack of ability to maintain human relationships, low iq and mental disorders .

“Fuck, Cooper jerked off in my saucepan again.”

by Uncircumcised Jew April 15, 2020