My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025
Get the One legged but kicking contest mug.A sex act in which two people defecate and proceed to build something out of their feces. A third person judges the quality of each build and selects a winner, much like a Lego building contest. The judge then has sex with the winner on top of the loser (who is in turn on a bed of legos, so each thrust presses them more into the legos, a quite painful experience).
by Youwantdrpinn February 25, 2026
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