Ignoring someone via the internet; giving a virtual cold shoulder. Giving someone the cold keyboard may be due to:
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.
When Johnny didn't understand that Betty's monosyllabic responses to his IMs meant she didn't feel like talking, she resorted to giving him the cold keyboard.
Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.
Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.
by KasiaR August 18, 2010

"We were going out for a month and I had to ask permission to sit next to her on the couch. That bitch was cold rice."
by Jonbron May 27, 2005

The act of flatulating into a paper sack, promptly closing the sack, and running up to someone in the vicinity and opening the bag in their face, releasing the fresh fart.
When Matt was being a dick, I decided to give him a Cold Adam. Marshall thought it was funny, until he got one from Lare Bear.
by David B. Cool October 6, 2004

When your girl chews on a buncha Peppermint Altoids before she give you head. Often results in a cool, tingly feeling. Be aware: NEVER try to perform a "Cold Coney" with Cinnamon Altoids. This is baaad.
Dude 1: "Last night my girl totally gave me a cold coney."
Dude 2: "Wow."
Dude 1: "Yeah i know, i totally pissed ice cubes."
Dude 2: "High- five!"
Dude 2: "Wow."
Dude 1: "Yeah i know, i totally pissed ice cubes."
Dude 2: "High- five!"
by Clark D. March 8, 2008

by myJam2.0 June 11, 2017

1. A phrase that describes you as the COLDEST.
2.The best and nothing higher.
3. Very Icy.
4. Cold but never cruel.
5. Heartless, depending on how the phrase is used.
6. Very good.
2.The best and nothing higher.
3. Very Icy.
4. Cold but never cruel.
5. Heartless, depending on how the phrase is used.
6. Very good.
Damn, your watch is COLD AS HAIL.
Shorty, heartless and COLD AS HAIL.
Lebron James is one of the coldest to ever do it! That boy COLD AS HAIL.
I stay looking fly. I stay looking COLD AS HAIL
Her body nice! She COLD AS HAIL!
Shorty, heartless and COLD AS HAIL.
Lebron James is one of the coldest to ever do it! That boy COLD AS HAIL.
I stay looking fly. I stay looking COLD AS HAIL
Her body nice! She COLD AS HAIL!
by FRSHMPIRE April 15, 2021

by YounSwagg January 13, 2011
